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ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

strainsandstripes:

I will never not reblog this

strainsandstripes:

I will never not reblog this

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

jinkeu:

alansleep:

WTH

NO

jinkeu:

alansleep:

WTH

NO

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."

- Albert Camus (via kushandwizdom)
hachedesilencio:

Cartas cruzadas
—Markus Zusak

hachedesilencio:

Cartas cruzadas

—Markus Zusak